jd++ programming language
I like using c++, but I think it's kind of silly to have both header and cpp files. So I'm writing a language (jd++) where you put it all in the same file. All the "language" will do is turn the one mashed up file into a header and a cpp file, and then compile them using g++.
This is largely in honor of John Doench, who once asked "Why do we have so many programming languages?", to which I responded because people write in a language for awhile, get annoyed with it, and then say to themselves, "I can fix this! And get street cred while doing it!"
Here's what people are saying about jd++:
"You're crazy man ... you have too much time." -Jacob
"Why are you still asking me about this?" -John
"That could theoretically be useful, but who would want to deal with the jdk in order to write in pseudo-c++???" -Claire
I can answer that last one: absolutely no one! That's why in the grand tradition of programming languages everywhere the first order of business is to re-write jd++ in itself!