NPC snippets overhaul, part 5. Replace obsoleted/Docs

[Uwuewsky]

Summary

None

Purpose of change

Continuation of #77372

Describe the solution

In this PR, obsoleted snippets have been moved to a separate file, replaced in the text, and the documentation has been updated.

Describe alternatives you've considered

Testing

Additional context

[github-actions]

Spell checker encountered unrecognized words in the in-game text added in this pull request. See below for details.

Click to expand

• <swear!> You're just gonna keep badgering me about this forever, aintcha. Fine. Bring me a bottle of single malt, we share a drink, I tell you the story.
• Buck and I slipped out and went East, headin' out to see my friend Angel. Cute little dope thought we were just goin' for a real long walk. We made it out to the forest, camped out under the stars. Packed up and kept heading out. At first we walked along the swamp, but saw too many giant insects and such.
• Bullshit, that's what. The assholes busted me on possession, wasn't even my fuckin' stash. I don't do crack, man, that shit's nasty, I was just carryin' it for my buddy Johnny. Y'know, this might be a hellhole now, but if I've seen the last power-trippin' asshole cop, it might all be worth it.
• Bullshit, that's what. The assholes busted me on possession, wasn't even my fuckin' stash. I don't do weed, man, that shit's nasty, I was just carryin' it for my buddy Johnny. Y'know, this might be a hellhole now, but if I've seen the last power-trippin' asshole pistol man, it might all be worth it.
• I don't fuckin' trust you enough to eat THIS…
• I was especially good at enforcing the law, had a special yellow pistol I called ole blue that showed how far I'd come from when I started with a blue pistol I called ole yellow. By all rights I should be dead. We were called to control "riots", which we all know were the first hordes. Fat lot of good we were. Pretty sure we killed more civilians. Even among my crew, morale was piss poor and we were shooting wild. Then something hit us, something big. Might have been a bomb, I really don't remember. I woke up pinned underneath a lot of bodies. I couldn't see anything… but I could hear it. <swear!>. I could hear everything. I spent hours, maybe days under those bodies, not even trying to get out.
• I was fricking lucky for <the_cataclysm>. I was squatting in a little canoe by the river. I was in a real shitty place, and my crew had mostly just been arrested for trespassing, but I had skipped out. I was scared they were gonna think I ratted 'em out and come get me, but hey, no worries about that now.
• I was fricking lucky for <the_cataclysm>. I was squatting in a warehouse out on the edge of town. I was in a real shitty place, and my crew had mostly just been arrested in a big drug bust, but I had skipped out. I was scared they were gonna think I ratted 'em out and come get me, but hey, no worries about that now.
• I was just sittin' around in the pen. They took me in the night before, for a bullshit technicality. Assholes. I was stuck tied up to a tree when the guys with the pistols all started yelling about an emergency, geared up, and left me there with just this dumb horse for a guard. I was stuck there for two god-damn days, with no food and only a little water. Then this big-ass spider showed and started trying to eat the horse. I didn't know what the fuck to think, but in the fighting they smashed down my tree, and I managed to slip away.
• I was just sittin' in lockup. They took me in the night before, for a bullshit parole violation. Assholes. I was stuck in my cell when the cops all started yelling about an emergency, geared up, and left me in there havin' a staring contest with a security cam that probably wasn't even on. I was stuck in there for two god-damn days, with no food and only a little water. Then this big-ass zombie busted in. I didn't know what the fuck to think, but if my cam wasn't working, the one in the hall sure was. Tripped a motion sensor or some shit, alarm started going, and the big dumb fuck turned around to get at it while its arms were still stuck in the cell bars. Ripped the whole door out.
• I'm just an average person, really. When a horde of those came knockin' on my door, I ran for it. Good for me that someone left this store open in the chaos, I ran inside and locked the place down. There isn't a thing in all of that can bust through these walls and barred windows, I'd reckon I'm the luckiest <name_b> in town.
• I've had a bad run of things. I grew up real poor, in a bad part of town, always got my nose where it shouldn't have been. When I was about eighteen, I started doing coke heavily. Every two days, I'd get spaced out on the stuff; started robbing gas stations and dumb things like that for a fix. I went to jail, and I met the New England Church Community there. I joined up to find penance for my sins. Another thing, stay off of that stuff; I messed up my brain real bad doin' that.
• It was just chaos on the streets, man. But I'm used to chaos. You don't live as long as I've lived and not know how to keep away from a fight you can't win. Biggest worry wasn't the zombies and the monsters, honestly. But I swear, some cops got a nightstick so far up their ass… I didn't have time to ditch my orange when stuff kept swipin' at me, and I swear, cops got a look at me, they decided I was the big problem. Goddamn walking corpse next to me, who do they pick to shoot at? Pricks.
• Kept outta their line of sight, is a big part of it. Don't let those flyin' eyeballs get you, you know? I kept my head down until I got past the worst of it, but then one of the flying eyeballs saw me and I had to book it. I wound up on the edge of a river layin' low under a hollow tree for a few hours, then slipped away in the night.
• Nope, it couldn't. Don't try and fuckin' bribe me again.
• That ain't the point here, chum. Don'tcha get it? This was MY territory, but they took it away from me. Now they think of us as nothin' but a nuisance.
• We got to my buddy's place, but the spearmen had been there first. It was all boarded up and there was a wooden barricade out front. One of those giant insects… got Buck. Almost got me too. I managed to get my pup… get him outta there, that… it wasn't easy, had to use a dead bug as a shield. And then, well, while I was still cryin', Buck came back. I had to… <swear!>. I… I can't say it. You know.
• We got to my buddy's ranch, but the g-men had been there first. It was all boarded up and there was a police barricade out front. One of those turrets… shot Buck. Almost got me too. I managed to get my pup… get him outta there, that… it wasn't easy, had to use a police car door as a shield, had to kill a cop-zombie first. And then, well, while I was still cryin', Buck came back. I had to… <swear!> I… I can't say it. You know.
• Who I was is gone, dead… died when I put down the monsters wearing the face of my friends. Ever since then, I've felt nothing but disgust for myself. Let's not fuckin' reminisce.

This alert is automatically generated. You can simply disregard if this is inaccurate, or (optionally) you can also add the new words to tools/spell_checker/dictionary.txt so they will not trigger an alert next time.

Hints for adding a new word to the dictionary

• If the word is normally in all lowercase, such as the noun word or the verb does, add it in its lower-case form; if the word is a proper noun, such as the surname George, add it in its initial-caps form; if the word is an acronym or has special letter case, such as the acronym CDDA or the unit mW, add it by preserving the case of all the letters. A word in the dictionary will also match its initial-caps form (if the word is in all lowercase) and all-uppercase form, so a word should be added to the dictionary in its normal letter case even if used in a different letter case in a sentence.
• For a word to be added to the dictionary, it should either be a real, properly-spelled modern American English word, a foreign loan word (including romanized foreign names), or a foreign or made-up word that is used consistently and commonly enough in the game. Intentional misspelling (including eye dialect) of a word should not be added unless it has become a common terminology in the game, because while someone may have a legitimate use for it, another person may spell it that way accidentally.

[github-actions]

Auto-requesting reviews from non-collaborators: @Standing-Storm @Light-Wave